Mike and I : Part 2

Mike and I once heard two fellows having a rather loud altercation. One gentleman told the other “I’ll kick you in your puss bra”. Mike asked me “Why is that fellow threatening to kick that man inside his cat, how would such an action even be possible?” I was just as confused as my friend. “The man being berated must love his cat dearly and the other chap has probably used that information to create some sort of fictitious scenario so as to emphasize his dislike of the man,” I said.  It was at this point that the two gentlemen turned to us and said “Are you taking us for a puss?” I was confused as to why they thought we had likened them to cats and why it would anger them so even if we did. I assured the rather irate men that we had not meant to suggest that they were cats or any member of the feline species for that matter. Two weeks later when Mike and I left the hospital as a result of the beating we received we agreed that we would never again venture into Tafelsig.